Stock up, stand by, and roll out! Here’s an exhaustive packing list for your family’s reference: pants, capri pants, a dozen styrofoam coolers, gasoline, vanilla International Delight™, scripture (NIV), a brochure on Lasik surgery, Magic Bullet™ blender, bullets, Elf on the Shelf, P90X DVDs, at least two large sectional sofas, television for The Game™. Anything else can be built, grown, or bought.
